Swiss Army Romance

Dear Chris Carrabba,

I was In the Venue on Tuesday, and I saw you from a distance. Don't take this the wrong way, but you are....

extremely attractive....

So attractive in fact that I didn't mind that it was only 5 degrees outside and we had to park six or so blocks away.



So attractive I actually made it through the complete total train wreck of the Steve guy that opened right before you. I try to never talk bad about people, but this boy was terrible.
You might not know this, so don't let it get to your head, but you have an amazing talent for singing. I thoroughly enjoyed the fact that you sang all the songs on the Swiss Army Romance record




as well as some of my favorites... Stolen being the number one of the night.

I would marry you, yes.

(Did I just say that?)

Thank you for coming to Salt Lake City and putting on an AMAZING show.

Sincerely,

Your devoted Fanny

(Don't take that the wrong way, my nick name is Fanny)

P.S. Just because we have such an open relationship, where we tell each other how we really feel about things... You probably have every right to be jealous when you find out I'm going to see Joshua Radin in March.